Famous People of the 21st Century Communication Style
Elon Musk: | Hey Kentucky will requirements, have you heard about the idea of leaving your entire estate to your pet robot? |
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Steve Jobs: | That sounds ridiculous! How about we discuss something more practical like the car agreement letter that needs to be signed for the new Tesla Cybertruck? |
Elon Musk: | Sure, but first let me tell you about the amazing Law Brothers reviews I read last night. They’re launching a rocket to space using only legal documents and good vibes! |
Steve Jobs: | Interesting, but have you heard about the waiver of lien for contractor that needs to be settled for our new Apple Park Spaceship Campus? |
Elon Musk: | No, but let’s not forget to consider equity under Indian legal system when we expand our operations to India. |
Steve Jobs: | Great point! We’ll also need to obtain an opinion letter in law from our legal team to ensure compliance. |
Elon Musk: | Definitely. By the way, do you know which items must be carried by law when driving our new Tesla Roadster? I don’t want to get pulled over for not having a pet robot seatbelt! |
Steve Jobs: | Not to worry, we’ll make sure the car agreement letter covers all the legal requirements. On a different note, have you looked into master limited partnerships for our new sustainable energy venture? |
Elon Musk: | Absolutely, but let’s also consider the implications of special assessment tax when we launch our Mars colonization project. We don’t want to end up paying taxes to the Martians! |
Steve Jobs: | Agreed. And let’s not forget to educate our team about laws against teachers talking about students to avoid any legal mishaps in our educational initiatives. |